Maxim’s unsexiest will not make our fab five happy. Our number five, Ms. Spears, while on her way to Maxim’s party (how ironic!), heard about her making the list and flipped. She turned around and went back home. Here are the top five unsexiest alive:
5. Brittany Spears
4. Madonna
3. Sandra Oh
2. Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker