At first I was worried upon hearing the news of the impending divorce of Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon. I sat awake at night and wondered just how something so perfect could only survive for two months. I originally gave it six!

But word now has it that Pam and Rick have called it quits on calling it quits. And just in time for Christmas! (Thank you, Santa!)

So, Anthony, if you’re reading, I don’t owe you that $100 after all. I’m keeping it for my 3 cases of Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt, “Asian Experience Flavor.” I’ll need it so I can finish my macramé hammock of the beautiful vision of Pamela and Rick’s glorious tryst.