The Rumor Mill®, also known as the Internet, is telling tales of terror so horrifying that should I speak of them in this forum, I may come to rue the day.

No, but seriously folks, sources are saying that Michael Jackson is planning on performing in London at the O2 Arena.

A source close to the changeling stated that, “Details are being finalized as we speak.”

Jackson will host multiple dates at the Arena which has also been host to such events as motocross, rock concerts and even King Tutankhamen, or rather, his corpse.

Now the arena may be host to another, more animated corpse! And who knows? Maybe Jackson will decide to go on a world tour if he finds London to be a success.

One can only dream……………..and then wake up in a cold sweat!