After being caught, and regrettably not tagged, the elusive Britney Spears has once again slipped through the hands of family and the authorities and fled LA by jet on Wednesday afternoon. The plane was reportedly bound for New Jersey, and then, who knows?

Britney left with the physical manifestation of self loathing, Adnan Ghalib,

her new paparazzo flavor of the month! (Mmmm…pistachio!) She and the Finalpixx photographer managed to leave her house and head to the airport virtually undetected.

Friends of Britney state that she was spooked by news of her family’s intent to use the police to get her out of her home and back into the hospital.

No word on how long the fuse was set for this time-bomb, but I guarantee you we’ll all hear it go off.