Britney Spears, in a rare move that was meant to actually take attention off of her, has given the ol’ slipperoo to her family, the press, the police and most importantly, Dr. Phil.

After reports surfaced Wednesday that spears and her paparazzi hanger-on, Adnan Ghalib, took a flight out of L.A. to N.J. and possibly to NYC on a G2, TMZ.com is now reporting that in fact, Spears, who may or may not be wearing any underwear, and Ghalib, headed south to Mexico.

FOX News is doing their part to help out the troubled starlet by doing her the favor of diagnosing her as Bipolar. Their contributor, Dr. Keith Ablow, a psychiatrist in a private practice in New York City, has managed to save the millionaire, thousands of dollars with his charitable act.

However, in a moment of responsibility rarely exhibited by the media, (particularly in regards to Ms. Spears) Dr. Ablow stated that he, “would never hazard a diagnosis of Britney without evaluating her face to face.”

Run, Britney, RUN!!!
They are after you, they will get you!
You’re paranoia is well-founded!

Run, run, RUN!!!!!