“Britney’s got a singing career? Well, I’ll act in a show!”
“Britney’s going crazy?! Well, I’ll move in with my 19-year-old boyfriend!”
“Britney’s lost custody of her kids?! Well, I’m pregnant with my 19-year-old boyfriend’s baby, who I lived with!”
“Britney’s been hospitalized!? Fled the country!? Ambushed by Dr.Phil!?!? Well, I’m not pregnant with my boyfriend’s baby after all! It’s my much older producer’s baby!”

“Ha!!! In your face Britney!!!”

I imagine it would go something like that.
The Spears Wars of 2007/2008, that is.

According to In Touch Weekly, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend and supposed father of her baby, wants a paternity test.

“Casey doesn’t want to be with her until he’s sure that he’s the father,” says the magazine.

Rumors are circulating that the baby is not that of Aldridge, but that of a much older TV producer.

Well, it must not be at Nickelodeon, because they approved of the show for another season, or maybe they think that this can also boost ratings?
Hmmmm. Well, we’ll withhold judgment until we get more info.

Oh, yeah, by-the-way, Britney is supposed to be the source of the gossip.

GAME ON!!!!!