DMX, dogs, hand grenades, lotion, pickles, rape, suit, things an umbrella would sayOctober 2006 with Ms. Wayne claiming defamation, false statements, and “unreasonable publicity” regarding her private life.

This suit stems from statements DMX, er, ummm, Simmons made about her in Sister 2 Sister magazine claiming that Wayne “raped” him while he slept after they had met at a D.C. night club in 2003.

Wayne gave birth to a child as a result of that union, in 2004, and won a paternity suit and child support with DM….umm, Simmons.

Simmons (Yes! Nailed it!) was quoted as saying, “She raped me. … That might sound like some bullsh**, (but) is that the only thing in the world that’s not possible? Because when I sleep, my (penis) be out. … DNA says it is (my child). I don’t know. … If I did (have sex with her), I would remember. It ain’t like she’s a pretty girl.”

OK, so he remembers the ugly ones and forgets the pretty ones?
Yeah, that’s about as believable as someone who wrote, “What these b**ches want,” way back in 1999, getting raped.

How did he lose that case?