Britney Spears was spotted Wednesday at Rite-Aid buying a pregnancy test. Mind you this was just a day or two after a wise judge had taken her two current children away from her.

That’s one way to show them, Brit!
“You may take my two kids, but there ain’t no way in hell you can stop me from makin’ another one.”

Ah, nothing says I’m a good mother like getting pregnant just so you have someone around to bring you your cigarettes and booze.

“Hey you, bring me my Marlboros. And if you spill Mommy’s appletini again, I’ll beat that diaper right off your little ass.”

Things must be hopping at the trailer park. Maybe Lynn Spears has a chapter in her new upcoming book that tells parents how to have the talk with their children so that they can make good decisions about when and with whom to have sex.

So far so good.

One 25 yr old with two kids from the white trash king of baby daddies, and a 16 yr old who may or may not have been knocked up by a 30 something producer of her show.

I haven’t been this excited about an insightful celebrity book since Jenna Jameson’s “How to make love like a porn star.”