“Dr. Phil” McGraw, in his never-ending quest to quench his insatiable craving for ratings that keeps him up nights and sleeping days, has said that he is NOT sorry for ambushing Britney’s Spears in the hospital.

The “straight-shootin’” progeny of she who is most high, “the Oprah,” says that he is sorry, however, for making the statement to the press regarding Spears’ mental state.

He said on his morning show, “Was it helpful to the situation? Regrettably, no. It was not, and I have to acknowledge that, and I do.

“I definitely think if I had to do it over again, I probably wouldn’t make any statement at all - period.”

In “Karma bites you on the a$$” news, Dr. Phil may find him self in deep doo-doo with California’s medical authorities due to this mess.

California’s Board of Psychology received a complaint claiming Dr. Phil was practicing without a valid California license when he went to “help” Britney Spears.

But don’t lose faith, dear reader!
There’s light at the end of the tunnel yet for Dr. Phil!
He can always play the “O” card.
It’s power is infinite.
It’s reach, without end.

With but one wave of her magical wand, “the Oprah” can get rid of any of life’s problem, with nary a worry for those in whom she finds favor.

(sigh!)