Well, it’s more like she’s at death’s filing cabinet.

Lohan was ordered to take part in some kind of bizarre special program at the L.A. County morgue as part of her punishment for drunken driving.

She and other drunks from L.A. will get to see, up close, dead bodies and how they are processed and prepared for autopsy.

Then they can all make fun of the dead bodies and how awful their clothes are, how bad their make-up is and how stupid they are that they’re dead.

Lohan was arrested twice last year on charges of driving under the influence and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving, cocaine charges and knowing how to seriously throw down.

It’s great to see the L.A. County court system treat celebrities like people and not like little kings and princesses as it has done for decades.

Paris Hilton went to jail, so did Keifer Sutherland, and now Lindsay Lohan is being forced to chill (ed.- awful, awful pun) in a morgue!?

Is Los Angeles getting in touch with reality?

I’m not holding my breath.