Really? Did that surprise anyone?

Does this truly constitute a story?
Do we need every media outlet covering that story as if she just stumbled on a cure for AIDS, or brought someone back from the dead?

I tell you what.
Let me know when she successfully builds a rocket, has facial reconstructive surgery to make herself look even more like a goat, has her entire body tattooed with images of Jesus playing Tetris on an original Gameboy, steals a puppy, punches an old woman in the face, lights a homeless man on fire and actually breaks through the stratosphere while straddling the rocket like a horse.

That’s news!
Not “Crazy crack-head smokes crack, more on this story at 11:00.”

But she did actually get caught smoking crack on video.

Why she thought it would be fun to document herself smoking crack, we’ll never know.
But I guess if you’re all cracked out, it may seem like a good idea.

Hell, maybe having facial reconstructive surgery to make yourself look even more like a goat, having your entire body tattooed with images of Jesus playing Tetris on an original Gameboy, stealing a puppy, punching an old woman in the face, lighting a homeless man on fire and actually breaking through the stratosphere while straddling a rocket like a horse also sounds like a good idea while smoking crack.

Damn! That idea’s starting to sound good to me!