So, Star magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is planning to turn her baby, of questionable origin, over to her mother Lynne Spears to raise so she can concentrate on her career.

(Wow, there are so many things wrong with that statement!)

Good for you Juno. But there’s a small problem.
Since your mother did such a stellar job with you and Britney, what in the world makes you think she’s gonna do a good job with this one?

I mean, come on Jamie. The woman’s track record is horrendous.
She’s got one unwed, pregnant 16 year old, and one whacked out pop star, in the past tense.
Think about it, if Britney started wearing underwear, would anybody still care about her?

This kid would have a better chance at living a normal life if it were to be raised by wolves.
I mean that kid in Jungle Book turned out alright didn’t he?

I hope all this doesn’t delay Lynne’s parenting book.
If it is ever made it will be more like a “how-not-to” in parenting.

A lot like my “how-not-to” book on parenting, which says not to let your 4-year olds drink beer, even if they aren’t going to drive anywhere.

I still don’t see why not. They’re not gonna operate a vehicle, but the judge said something about jail, or whatever if they do it again, I wasn’t listening.
Why would he send a 4 year old to jail?

Judges are weird!