Because of the overwhelming requests of all their adoring female fans (I’m sure that was it), the New Kids On The Block have decided to get back together and tour, according to People magazine.

Jordan and Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, and Danny Wood have all stepped out of their caves and into the glaring spotlight once again, albeit this time, the light’s a little less like noon and a little more like dusk.

This is just too much. I can’t wait until Color Me Badd decides it’s a good time to tour again. I’ll be the first in line for the bathroom to vomit.

You know, they should definitely change their name, because New Kids no longer really applies.

Suggestions:
Older Men on the Porch,
Your Mother’s Crushes in High School, or
Middle Aged Has Beens That Need Money

That last one just rolls off the tongue.