I have bought several Time Machines over the years.
About four were from the internet, and two were built by my neighbor, Jeff Daniels (no relation).

The first one singed off a ring of hair around my head. That didn’t grow back for two months. Two months after my senior prom.

The second one knocked me unconscious, as did the third and fifth. The fourth caught my pants on fire. And the sixth made my dog, Reginald Veljohnson, disappear.

None of them worked. Not a single one.

But none of that matters anymore now that Jimmy Page has announced that he wants to do a world tour with the remaining members of Led Zeppelin.
That would be Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, with John Bonham’s son, Jason Bonham manning the drums.

If this would have happened fifteen years ago, I wouldn’t have wasted my money and lost my dog.
But I can’t complain, this is way better news than a NKOTB reunion.
Wayyyyyyyyyy better!

If I can see them play live, I can die a happy man!
A virgin, but a happy one!