This makes me think of a story.

In high school I had a friend who dated this girl with one of those old fashioned toilets. You know the ones that had the box over your head and the pull chain to flush.

Anyway, he’d wait all day until he got to her house to drop a deuce. He’d hold it in and build it up so that when he got there it was the first thing he did.

Actually, she wasn’t really his girlfriend, but just some girl’s house he’d break into when nature called.

He loved that toilet.

Oh yeah, Gwen Stefani’s pregnant again.