Maria Sharapova, the gorgeous winner of the 2008 Australian Open, and in past years, Wimbledon, gives a warning to any potential suitors that if they want to win her love, they have competition in the form of a little pomeranian by the name of Dolce.

“If I ever love a man as much as my dog, the guy will have a real problem, because I am all over that dog,” Sharapova stated in a recent interview in the German edition of Vanity Fair.

Poor guy, whoever that will be.
A hot, talented millionaire tennis star will be all over your stuff.

I got no sympathy for you.