Showing the truest form of love and loyalty that Hollywood can muster, Nancy Cartwright, the voice of a one, Mr. Bartholomew J. Simpson, donated $10 million dollars to the Church (chuckle!) of Scientology last year!

In case you’re keeping count, that’s twice Tom Cruise’s $5 million donation to the Church (chuckle!), that he’s contributed over the last four years.

Looks like someone’s in the lead for L. Ron lover, and that person is not Mr. Cruise!
Guess he couldn’t translate that fanaticism into cash money.

So far, Kirstie Alley has given $5 million; John Travolta, $1 million; Kelly Preston, $1 million; and Priscilla Presley, $50,000.

According to the New York Daily, “The donations are all part of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to de-aberrate Earth — meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other aberrant behavior.”

They love us, they truly love us!
I always wanted a big, rich, Super Science Daddy to take care of poor, little ol’ abberant me!

It’s time to change my diaper, Super Science Daddy!