That’s right!
Attention-whore/magician, David Blaine, is in the news again.
This time it is for his postponed attempt at looking like a complete douche, or in laymans terms, staying awake for 13 days straight.

David Blaine has been training (By doing what? Staying up all night drinking Mountain Dew and playing Assassin’s Creed?) for his attempt at staying awake for 13 consecutive days, but has decided to postpone due to……I don’t know. Lack of publicity, or public interest maybe?

Mr. Blaine tells the New York Post, “This one demands a lot out of me. I run 13 miles a week around Central Park’s reservoir. I’m down from 230 to 195 pounds in seven weeks. And of course I’m dieting. My raw diet has brown rice, no red meat or animal products besides fish.”

Running and dieting!?
Now is he training to just stay awake, or stay awake and fight a grizzly bear in a match to the death?

The “stunt” was originally scheduled for May, but will now take place sometime around July or August.

I had a cousin who has stayed awake for longer than 10 days straight playing Baldur’s Gate.
The only training he did was to drink Red Bulls and eat cheese puffs.
Yeah, so he’s no longer with us, but that’s not the point. He did it without dieting!