Paris Hilton claims she is not a lesbian but just plays one on TV. Or rather, will be playing one very shortly on Showtime’s hit show, The L Word.

Well, it’s good for Paris that she’s not a method actress, or those rumors would most likely be true.
But unlucky for Paris she’s not an actress at all, so maybe it would be better is she were.

But who cares?
She’s rich. She gets paid entirely for existing, which is the sweetest gig, EVER!

AND….she was just honored at Harvard University for Woman of the Year!
Although it was from the Harvard Lampoon, and most likely she wasn’t in on the joke.

This is the same chick that asked what the Wall Street Journal was a while back.

(sigh!)

I gonna go stare at my diploma and then at my wallet and then cry myself to sleep.