If there’s anybody who can give Amy Winehouse advice on drugs, it’s Keith Richards.

The Rolling Stones guitarist told a reporter at the Berlin International Film Festival that, “She should get her act together.”

Wow!
That’s coming from a guy who is a living (how, I don’t know) punch line for drug abuse! (see, I used it in this sentence!)

But then again he is still alive, so he apparently knows how to handle his s#*t!

With all the drugs he did in his day, I’m surprised there are any left for
Amy to take!

Also, remember that this is the same guy that fell out of a coconut tree a couple of years back because he was whacked out of his gourd! (ed.- you should have used “had gone nuts” for the pun of it!)
(writer- I hate you, editor)

What’s next, Marie Osmond giving Britney Spears advice? (ZING!!!!)