Everyone’s favorite perv, Woody Allen, is set to realize one of his (and frankly most men’s) fantasies in his next film entitled, Vicky Cristina Barcelona where there will be a lesbian sex scene between Penelope Cruz, and Allen’s not so secret crush, Scarlett Johansson.

Allen has not been so shy about his being smitten with Johansson. She’s appeared in two of his films already. He even admitted writing Scoop so that he could star in it with her! And now he’s using his powers of film making to see it realized!
Damn power of Hollywood!

OK. I’m jealous. I’ll admit as much, but the dude’s, like 90 years old and he’s leching over someone a quarter of his age!

Oh, wait! He’s done that before.

A source told the British tabloid The Sun, Allen’s aiming for one of the most erotic scenes in movie history.

The source also tells the publication, “People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and the whole scene will leave the audience gasping.”

Yowzers!
As much as Woody Allen films are about as much fun as watching pensioners argue over whether or not they ordered a bagel with cream cheese or without, I’ll probably give in to the pressure and watch it.

What pressure you ask? The pressure of my pants getting tighter!