Oh yeah!
This is Britney’s week, b*$#h!

When Britney Spears was whisked to the hospital on January 31st in a $24,000 motorcade that included more than 20 police officers, a helicopter and a team of intervention specialists, it got some local lawmakers thinking about celebrity safety.

So, these lawmakers decided to create what is to be known as the ‘Britney Spears Law.‘

L.A. City Councilman Dennis P. Zine proposes a safety zone be set up to protect areas around celebrities, hospitals, traffic, businesses and homes.

The bill also recommends that all members of the paparazzi obtain licenses in order to take photographs in the protected zones.
Those who are found to be breaking the law will have their licenses revoked and royalties from the picture confiscated.

Councilman Zine says, “The straw that broke the camel’s back is the $24,000 we spent to escort an L.A. City ambulance to the hospital. I’m not infringing upon the right to take a picture. I’m concerned about the impact they have on the general public.”

Right! He’s just scared because he spent $24,000 of the taxpayer’s money to send a wealthy celebutante to a mental facility.
Good going, L.A.!

But, it doesn’t stop here!
Britney was back dancing in an L.A. studio Monday, wearing her finest cowboys boots, ripped-at-the-crotch fishnet stockings, and seriously short skirt and teaching 5 year-olds how to slut it up, Britney style!

The owner of the Millenium Dance Complex where she taught, Robert Baker, has even mentioned that Britney’s surprise master class may be a recurring thing.

Handbag.com quotes Baker as saying, “Britney’s telling me that she likes this so much that she’s thinking about making it a regular thing, possibly every other week. She loves to interact with the kids, and she feels that it’s important to give back to the dance community.”

Yay!
She can start by giving back a better role model for the kids.

I’m just sayin……