Good ol’ reliable gossip fodder, Paris Hilton, is seeming to be having a pretty crappy week.
But, it seems to all be due to her actions, or actually, her lack of them.

First off, Paris’ new film, The Hottie and the Nottie is shaping up to be the biggest box office flop of all time!

According to Splashnews.com, the movie took in just $9,000 dollars last weekend. That’s an average of $81 per screen!
The Boston Herald called the film an, “ugly duckling story that is more stomach-churning than playful.”

So essentially, she can’t act.

Then, it seems that Miss Hilton has gone and abandoned her pet cat, Prada, at the vet.

Paris adopted the cat from the Kris Kelly Foundation last May just before she went to jail. She knew she had to get the cat neutered, but didn’t get around to it until January 30th.
She still hasn’t picked it up, and it is February 13th. That’s two weeks at the vet for poor little Prada.

Word is that this is a publicity stunt for the Kris Kelly Foundation as the pet was to be delivered to one of Paris’ people, but has yet to be. There’s apparently a little tiff between Paris and Kris Kelly.

Whatever the case, if the cat hasn’t been delivered, most people would have taken it upon themselves to pick it up.
But that doesn’t sound like our Paris, does it?

It’s like since she was awarded by the Harvard Lampoon last week, she has to make up for it this week by doing all this.

Oh, well. At least she’s consistent.