The smokin’ hot French actress and former Bond girl, Eva Green, has decided that she may never go nude again on screen due to the criticism she received for her first movie role in The Dreamers.

In that film she gets buck and engages in the ol’ in-out, in-out with her co-stars in the film, made in 2003.
The film caused a storm of controversy upon its U.S. release in 2004.
Because of the experience, the actress is now wary of roles which require her to strip.

She told the World Entertainment News Network, “My God, in America it (the nude scenes) was a big deal. The Dreamers was my first feature film and I don’t know if I could do it again.”

So to that I say, “WTF America!?”
Do you have a vendetta against boners?

Look at this chick! She is superfine, and we’ll never see her naked!
NEVER again!
All because we are afraid of some boobies?

Boobs aren’t even technically genitalia!
Hell, I got two myself thanks to weed, beer and Cheeto’s.

I guess there’s an age limit on countries since they need to prove that they are sexually mature enough to handle a little nakedness from time-to-time!
I suppose that 232 years of age is technically 14 years-old in nation years.

We’re still giggling when we hear the word “boobies!”
Next thing you know, Zalmay Khalilzad will be shooting spitwads at Ban Ki-Moon at the U.N.

Hmmmm.
I guess that why we resolve our issues with other nations by fighting rather than talking it through like an adult. We’re like a giant 14 year-old with a pituitary disorder.