Heather Mills should consider herself wise for not attending the BRIT awards on Wednesday night.
Sharon Osbourne has flat-out threatened Mills that she and Ozzy would throw her right off the stage, should she have attended.

Sir Paul McCartney was at the show to receive a lifetime achievement award from the Osbournes, and Sharon was making it clear that no one was going to mess up his honor.

When asked what she’d do if McCartney’s ex Heather turned up on stage Sharon said, “I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.”

Ozzy added, “I’m looking forward to seeing Paul McCartney - he’s my hero. The body of work Paul’s got is just unbelievable. But I really don’t want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up!”

He went on to say, “Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions. She’s f***ing nuts.”

Honestly, I’m a little disappointed Mills didn’t show.
We could have been witness to a cat-fight of interstellar proportions!

But that probably wouldn’t have mattered anyway, the whole program was recorded with a 30-second delay since Ozzy threatened to strip naked on stage.

That’s our Ozzy!