It was expected, last week, that Michael Jackson would perform at the American Music Awards to mark the 25th anniversary of the release of best selling recording album of all time, Thriller.
However, The New York Post is reporting that Michael’s outrageous demands forced producers to cancel the pop king’s attendance.

What were his demands, you may ask?
Oh, simple things, like demanding that the whole evening’s ceremony be a celebration of him and his career.

Uh….oh, yeah!
That they create a new award just for him.

And there’s one more. Hmmm…….what was it now….Yes!
That all the other guests and presenters would have to refer to him as the King Of Pop no fewer than 30 times throughout the night!

I don’t know, sounds reasonable to me. Especially coming from Michael Jackson.
I mean, it’s Michael Jackson, not Neve Campbell!

He named his child, Blanket. He has, or had a pet chimp named Bubbles. He built an entire amusement park in his backyard. He thinks he’s Peter Pan. He likes to sleep with children and defends doing it with his retarded logic, and thinks owning Joseph Merrick’s remains is a worthwhile investment!

Nah!
Like I said, his demands sound pretty reasonable to me.
You know, coming from Michael Jackson.