J-Lo and Marc Anthony are negotiating a $4 - 6 Million dollar deal for first dibs on pictures of their newborn twins. $6 Million just for pictures!!!!
For $6 Million, I’ll give you the damn baby, and throw in a puppy just ’cause
I like ya’!

So, not only are babies En Vogue this season, but they are a damn good investment if you ask me!
That’s like $700,000 per month of gestation.
That’s retarded money there!

If the deal goes through, that will be $2 Million more than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got for their baby, Shiloh.
Pitt and Jolie donated their fee from People to charities helping African children.

Maybe J-Lo and Mark A. will use their money to create the worlds largest taco.

(Yeah, I know that that’s not only innacurate, since they are Puerto Rican and tacos are Mexican food, but that is also incredibly racist)