OMG!!! WTF!!! ROTFL!! OU812?

Former The Hills co-”stars,” (and I mean “stars” in the loosest sense of the term) Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, are planning to release a videogame based on themselves and their life, and just in time for Christmas.
Yay.It seems that since the wrap up of MTV’s The Hills pretty much pulled the rug out from under them, Spencer and Heidi seem to be suffering from narcissitic withdrawal.
So far the’ve managed to stave off the worst effects of the kicks by releasing an album by “Look at Me!” Heidi, and a subsequent music video shot by perennial Douchebag of the Year candidate, Spencer.

(Ahhhhhhhhhhh…….another fix. Oh, it’s so goooooood!)

Since that effort resulted in a steaming turd, it seems that Speidi, (yes, some asshat decided to give them the Hollywood couple treatment, and combine their names) have decided to up their game about 50 notches, and release a video game about their lives.

Now, that’s narcissism even Gene Simmons can appreciate.

Spencer put it best himself, “We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game. It’s top secret. Let’s just say that everybody will be addicted. You can definitely play us or you can play against us. You can even torture me. There is going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors. Just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

Impressed with the sheer amount of narcissistic energy this couple emanates, I decided to look a little further into the reasons behind Hollywood’s astound propensity for self-interest.

The New York Times reported back in 2006 on a study performed by Dr. Drew Pinsky, formerly of TV’s Loveline, and his colleague Mark Young, a professor of sports and entertainment business at U.S.C.
The two have surveyed 200 celebrities using the Narcissistic Personality Inventory, a questionnaire that measures narcissistic tendencies and ranks individuals on a scale of 1 to 40, with 40 being “extremely narcissistic.”

What they found interestingly enough, is that celebrities with the most skill (musicians) were primarily the least narcissistic. Those “celebrities” with no skill (a.k.a., reality-show stars) were, as Pinsky put it, “off the narcissism charts.”

NEWS FLASH!!! Celebrities love themselves!
But according to Pinsky, that’s just not the case. “Narcissism is not about self love,” he says. “It’s a clinical trait that belies a deep sense of emptiness, low self-esteem, emotional detachment, self-loathing, and extreme problems with intimacy.”

Good luck on your game, Speidi!