Thanks to all who voted the past two days!

What we see is that as of this morning, after 280 votes in our poll of dumbest celebrities, Paris Hilton wins with 166 votes!
That’s 60%!
Her nearest competitor in the poll which featured, Paris, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Gene Simmons, was Britney, and that was with 94 votes.

So, it’s official, Paris is the Dumbest Celebrity, according to our readers.

An just when we celebrate our winner, she surprises us with the good news that she is set to star in another reality show!
According to US magazine, Hilton is shopping around the concept to MTV, VH1, or any station willing to sink so low.

A source told the magazine that, “The show is going to be about Paris searching for a new best friend,” and promises the show is, “going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on The Simple Life. She’s tired of the haters and is looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

You know, the source has touched on something that is very near and dear to my heart. That is, how shallow people have so much trouble finding real friends.
This is a real problem!
It afflicts a large portion of the population of Hollywood.
Some experts put the estimate at around 75% of Hollywood’s young stars as suffering from this crippling disease.

But there is hope.
For $75 a day, just the price of a tank of gas in Paris’ Aston Martin, you can help end this fight for real friends by donating to the “Get Over Yourself! ” fund, today!

Please, call now and give. So celebrities like Paris don’t have to go another day without a real friend to do what real friends do best, tell them that they are acting like douchebags and to get over themselves.

Call,
1-800-URA-DOUCHE
Today!

Click here for the  survey.