Adnan Ghalib seems to think that Kevin Federline has it all figured out.

So much so that he decided he would follow in the footsteps of the rapper (I know, right?) by getting Britney pregnant (allegedly!) and then relaxing and waiting for the offers to come rolling in!
That is, after the mandatory court cases and child-custody suits, of course.

Adnan “Flavor-Saver” Ghalib is claiming that he, in fact, did knock Britney up and is now bragging about it to his friends.

One friend of his told Star magazine, “Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life. Adnan is a social climber who uses women to get what he wants.”

Remember when Kevin….I mean Adnan, and Britney were spotted buying pregnancy tests in January?
AND they supposedly got married in Mexico.
AND I’m sad that I really care this much about this!