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Entries from March 2008

Demi Moore to uses leeches to remove dark humours

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Maybe she has a time machine, or maybe she just thinks that they knew more back in the 1100’s, but Demi Moore is a fan of leeching, an antiquated, yet recently revived medical process whereby leeches are applied to the body to remove “toxins.”
It seems that when the body has an imbalance of humours, leeches […]

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Tom Cruise is hazardous to your health!

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Exposure to Tom Cruise may include the following: dizziness, anxiety, delirium, nausea, inability to sleep, irritability, homosexual thoughts, and suicidal behavior.
Use extreme discretion, and by any means do not operate a vehicle or heavy equipment for up to 8 hours after exposure to Tom Cruise.

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Britney Vanilli: Human/Cyborg entertainment model 078-3

March 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Former front man for Black Flag /actor/ author and spoken word fellow, Henry Rollins claims that Britney Spears does not sing on her albums!
Rollins is claiming that from information he has gleaned from sound engineers over the years, the voice on Britney’s albums is not hers, but that of an older black woman.

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Courtney Love wants out of L.A.

March 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Former Hole front-hole, Courtney Love, wants to leave Los Angeles and the States because L.A. is, “…dirty and full of crazy people.”

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Shia LaBeouf is smokin’ right now!

March 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Shia LaBeou, star of Transformers and that movie with the holes, oh, and that one film where the guy next door kills people, plead not guilty to a charge of smoking in California.

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