
He of ambiguous gender and she of ambiguous movie fame have confirmed rumors of their ambiguous engagement.
Too ambiguous for you?
So, who is Brian Warner?
Who is Evan Rachel Wood?
Well Brian, a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, is a 40 year-old male musician, and Evan Rachel Wood, 19 years his junior, is an actress.
She has appeared in such films as Thirteen and Across The Universe, and he has appeared in parent’s nightmares all through the late 90’s and early 2000’s.
The 20 year-old Rachel Wood was spotted wearing a fat engagement ring on the set of her new film, The Wrestler.
When asked about the engagement plans, Manson said, “I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”
Awwww.
So she understands you like wear black eyeshadow and cry after sex?
Or that you act out as a crazy new wave bad boy but deep down only wish that your father would say something positive about you, for once.
Yeah, so a girl almost 20 years younger than you gets you, but you know what? So do plenty of high schools girls, all across the country.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Emmm // Mar 12, 2008 at 9:37 pm
F—k off. leave them alone that’s heaps slack not like i think they would caree. but it’s there live’s and there in love so no matter how older he is too her, at lease they have found something that not many people find.. and if he say she understands him that great and truthly i dn’t think all the teenage girls that are in love with Manson will understand him..
2 Gabbie oi // Mar 17, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I agree with Em. 150%. They’re happy; let it be. I envy her. And sure, many girl probably do. But at the same time, envy is not the same as love. They’ve got something beautiful, so bug off.
3 Hestermp // Mar 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Nice text.., man
4 maryvampiregirl666 // May 29, 2008 at 6:26 pm
it’s not bad…………………………
until MM still being MM, there is no problem….
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