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Brian Warner set to marry Evan Rachel Wood!

March 5th, 2008 · 10 Comments

Marilyn Manson? More like Marilyn Hanson!

He of ambiguous gender and she of ambiguous movie fame have confirmed rumors of their ambiguous engagement.

Too ambiguous for you?

So, who is Brian Warner?
Who is Evan Rachel Wood?

Well Brian, a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, is a 40 year-old male musician, and Evan Rachel Wood, 19 years his junior, is an actress.
She has appeared in such films as Thirteen and Across The Universe, and he has appeared in parent’s nightmares all through the late 90’s and early 2000’s.

The 20 year-old Rachel Wood was spotted wearing a fat engagement ring on the set of her new film, The Wrestler.

When asked about the engagement plans, Manson said, “I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”

Awwww.
So she understands you like wear black eyeshadow and cry after sex?
Or that you act out as a crazy new wave bad boy but deep down only wish that your father would say something positive about you, for once.

Yeah, so a girl almost 20 years younger than you gets you, but you know what? So do plenty of high schools girls, all across the country.

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