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Did you see that!? It’s Robbie Williams!

March 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Crazy pills work. Use ‘em!

Pop stardom doesn’t satisfy the curiosity of British Pop Star Robbie Williams.
He is deciding to say goodbye to pop music fame and devote his time to searching for life from other galaxies.

Williams broke the news in a radio interview saying, “Seriously, I want to go out and investigate these things. I’m stopping being a pop star and becoming a full-time ufologist.”

Last we checked, there have been no stop in the production of Zyprexa, Seroquel, or Risperdal, so we can’t explain Robbie’s recent behaviour.

The singer also claims to have been visited by aliens no less than three time and once witnessed a “big strip of black light” while recording in Los Angeles.

Williams is also prepared for what the papers will say about him after this change of career plans, “People will think, ‘This geezer’s been in rehab, he’s off his head.’ How mental are they going to make me out in the papers.”

Oh, don’t worry Robbie. There are a lot of people who give up obscenely wealthy and successful careers that anyone else in this world would kill over to start chasing spacemen for which there is little to no physical evidence of their existence.

Singing careers come and go, but Aliens are forever!

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