Kevin Federline has gained enough notoriety for himself that he no longer needs to be referred to as Britney’s ex, or Britney’s baby-daddy, but I just did, so what the hell!

The back-up dancer-turned-rapper, turned-fame-leech, turned-actor (and only good at two of those) has tried to take his acting (for lack of a better word) skills to Broadway.
Fortunately for those who still appreciate theater, Federline’s frightening future foray has now come to naught.

K-Fed was rumored to have been offered three small roles in the upcoming Broadway version of Legally Blonde.
A source close to the artist of such hits as……………………………..told Us Magazine money had ruined his chance.

The source states, “It fell apart. He is really upset because he wanted it to happen. It was a ‘money issue’”

As in, we’re not paying you money?

The trusted Us Magazine source went on, “He still wants to do it and maybe it can be saved, but for now it’s not happening.”

Good thing, too!
It’s been years since people actually threw rotten food on stage, and Federline’s performances might have brought the old trend back in style.

So, God bless showbiz and delusion.
Working together in harmony since……., well forever!