Sarah Jessica Parker has been awarded the title of Unsexiest Woman in the World by Maxim magazine, and is quite upset/still has never seen mirror.

She told English magazine, Grazia, “It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him (husband Matthew Broderick), because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking. It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”

No Sarah you can’t, but that Matthew Broderick?
Sister, he is all man!

Most likely the backlash that culminated in SJP’s title from Maxim was a result of overexposure the likes of which would make Beyoncé jealous.

Gap ads, tv shows, movies, perfume. Everywhere you turn, SJP is staring you down with what are intended to be sexy, but come across as rather frightening, eyes.

Oh well, there’s a cushion of cash waiting to comfort you at home, Sarah.

Is Sarah Jessica Parker the unsexiest woman?