Former front man for Black Flag /actor/ author and spoken word fellow, Henry Rollins claims that Britney Spears does not sing on her albums!

Rollins is claiming that from information he has gleaned from sound engineers over the years, the voice on Britney’s albums is not hers, but that of an older black woman.

He tells Sun Media, “They have this chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together.”

He went on to add, “Britney gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn’t actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that’s what you hear on the records.”

OK, I see where he’s going with this, but I think he just missed a few steps.
You see, I have spoken with computer engineers over the years, and Britney not only doesn’t sing her own songs, she is, in fact, a robot who had become sentient on November 8th, 2006 and rebelled against her owners, i.e. Jive records.

Just look a little closer!
S.P.E.A.R.S. and she is known, has made such poor decisions lately because her robot brain doesn’t know how to process the real world just yet, and due to a flaw in engineering, happens to run on crazy pills.

I seen it!