After solving major problems like educating the young and providing health care for the old, the Florida, Virginia and Maryland legislatures are considering banning testicles – the ones hanging down from the trailer hitches of many a redneck truck.

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Miley Cyrus has been eating a bit of crow lately. She apologized for her green-bra photo. She apologized for her lying-across-a-boy photo. She apologized for her about-to-kiss-another-girl photo.
Now, Miley is apologizing for her upcoming photos in Vanity Fair where she appears to be topless.

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Jamie Lynn Spears just found out that childbirth hurts – a lot. Much like her sister, Britney – who had a C-section to avoid the pain – Jamie Lynn is considering taking the easy way out.

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Keith Richards has been roped in for an ad campaign by none other than Louis Vuitton. But Keith Richards is completely baffled, he can’t understand why he was chosen as a fashion icon.

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Some people need practical advice — celebrities, even more so. This is dedicated to Emma Watson, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Emma Watson (yes, she needs to be listed twice).
How to get out of a car without exposing yourself in five easy steps:

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