Johnny Depp has been offered upwards of $10 million dollars to be the spokesperson for Trojan condoms!

The folks at Trojan believe that since Johnny is such an advocate for safe sex, and a sexy bloke to boot, he would be the best representative the brand could hope for.

I wonder if they know that “Johnny” is slang for condoms in the UK?

I sure hope that if Johnny accepts the deal, that they will issue a condom with his image printed on them, because nothing satisfies the ladies like a little Jack Sparrow on your wang.

Wait…..that sounded a little gay.

My girlfriend says that mine would be more like Cry-Baby.

So what? I cry after sex.
Something like 17% of guys do that, so it’s pretty normal.

Well, at least it’s not Edward Scissorhands, she could at least be thankful for that.