Lindsay Lohan has been hired to play a sex-crazy waitress in her next film appearance.

OK, so she’s not a waitress, but according to former boyfriends, Lohan is a sex addict, so that’s two out of….whatever.

All this, of course, is from the mouth of Florence Star Magazine which also reports that Lohan will receive only $75,000 for the film because, as an “insider” states, “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.”

She will also get buck according to the magazine, which is, of course, what all actresses must do to be taken seriously.

So let’s recap.
She wants to remind people she can act by playing a film version of herself?

Good luck, Lohan.
Just so you know, it worked for Sharon Stone.
Everyone takes her seriously as an actress since Basic Instinct.