Daniel Radcliffe, also known as Rachel Dratch’s male persona,

is going to reprise his role of the farm boy who has a thing for horses in Equus, on Broadway.

Previously only showing in London, Radcliffe and company will bring the show to NYC this autumn, complete with full on male nudity from Radcliffe and the subsequent blinding of the audience with a paleness that would make Albinos look Nigerian in comparison.

“It will be amazing, but I will be terrified,” the 18-year-old star of Harry Potter said. “I was talking to (co-star) Richard Griffiths about playing New York and he said the most stupid thing you can do is underestimate New York audiences.”

Or not get a tan.

No one wants to pay $120 to stare at an eclipse for two hours.