Disney kicked in a book deal for Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus. She is going to write her memoir of all her 15 years of life.

Considering she spent the first three years of her life sitting in her own poop, that only leaves 12 years to cover. It promises to be a riveting tale.

Miley says it will be about her and her family and their relationship. Oh, yeah, there will be photos.

We can only hope the photos will be like the ones “leaked” on the Internet this week. In one, Miley is revealing her green bra to – someone who wants to see a 15-year-old’s green bra.For the “family-friendly” Miley, this is another attempt to be a little risqué while selling out concerts coast-to-coast to the tween girls who adore her.

Do you want other little girls to imitate Miley, who is apparently using Britney Spears as a role model?

Disney hopes so, so you will continue to buy her CDs, watch her show and go to her concerts. She is set to be a billionaire by 18. The “billionaire” with a “B.”

Is this her destiny? Her hope? It seems to be for Destiny Hope Cyrus.

Years from now, when we reminisce about the early 21st century, will we write of great musicians – the Bruce Springsteens and Bob Dylans of this decade – and the great authors, actors and performers? Naw, we have Miley.

This will be part of our memoirs. How sad.