Jenna Bush, one time party animal, will be married May 10 to some Republican dude.

This begs the question: When did Jenna settle down and become respectable?

First, she’s an author. Jenna and her mom, some Republican dudette, wrote “Read All About It!” which encourages children in read.

Get this – it’s her second book! Her first was “Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope” about her time with UNICEF. Really? UNICEF?

Jenna also taught at an inner-city school in Washington, D.C. Wow.

The media told us Jenna was wild and was photographed falling-down drunk more than once. She got busted in Austin, Texas, for trying to use a fake ID when she was underage. She was even photographed flashing her, ah, shrubbery. Did she think she was a Hollywood starlet or something?

Well, she gonna get married. And she’s better than you. How many books do you have? When did you work with the under-privileged? Exactly.

The wedding will be in Texas at the Crawford ranch. Barbara Bush, who used to be the good twin, will be the maid of honor, because she has to. It’s a twin thing.

Poor Barbara. Not only did she get her creepy grandmother’s name, but her sister got married first.

Barbara has always been a bit skinnier and less curvy than Jenna, but she’s cute – very pretty eyes. The partier always gets married first, though.

Being related, even by marriage, to Dubya is a deterrent, too. Good luck, Barbara. Good Luck, Jenna. Good luck, Republican dude.