Hold on to your double-mocha lattes for this one: Lindsay Lohan’s mom won an award for being such a good mother.

Yep, apparently having a daughter who has gone through rehab a number of times means you’re doing a good job – at least on Long Island.

Dina Lohan was honored as a top celebrity mom by Mingling Moms of Long Island, New York.

Make you wonder about the losers. What do your children have to do to be a bad celebrity mom?

Well, let’s look at what is considered the results of good parenting: drinking, smoking, drugging, crime, car accidents, indecent exposures, “exhaustion,” posing nude, rehab, rehab, rehab and fighting.

Bad must be really bad, like sacrificing a goat bad.

Perhaps the losers lost their children – not like Britney Spears, more like back-of-a-carton-of-milk lost. “Now, where did I put my children? They were here a minute ago when I walked into the casino. Hey, my cigarettes!”

Want to know who got the top honor from Mingling Moms? Jennifer Lopez. Why? For giving birth. Wow, there’s a miracle that only happens once every five seconds in this world.

Actually, Lopez was honored because she used a local hospital to spawn and intends to raise the children in Long Island. Apparently, Long Island is a good environment to raise a child in if Dina Lohan is a success story. It is, if nothing else, very forgiving.

They say bad is the new good. If you are feeling you are a bad mother – worse than Momma Lohan – you can go to badmothersanonymous.com to make yourself feel better. They anonymously list stories of bad parenting. The stories will make you laugh and feel a little better about yourself.

Oddly enough, there are very few stories about police finding cocaine in a child’s car.