Hold on to your double-mocha lattes for this one: Lindsay Lohan’s mom won an award for being such a good mother.
Yep, apparently having a daughter who has gone through rehab a number of times means you’re doing a good job – at least on Long Island.

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If you eat at McDonald’s, you suck.
Why? It’s bad for the environment.

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Jenna Bush, one time party animal, will be married May 10 to some Republican dude.
This begs the question: When did Jenna settle down and become respectable?

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Christina Ricci, who stars as Trixie in “Speed Racer” in theaters on May 9, successfully made the transition from child star to adult star. How? Being a human/alien hybrid may have helped.
Better known as “star children,” the offspring of human and alien mating, these new species were created as a replacement for the human race.

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