Poor Hulkster. His ex-wife is dating a 19-year-old schoolmate of his children. The Hulkster traded in for a younger model, too – his daughter’s 33-year-old friend.

Now his Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill has been recalled for catching on fire.

In related news, there’s a Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill.

Sold through QVC, these grills catch on fire if used with cooking oils before preheating. There have been five fire complaints – there are no reports of the number of regular complaints about the product.

So, if you own one of these wonders of technology, stop using cooking oils on them or suffer, fool.

If you’re thinking the Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill is a rip-off of a George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine, you’re wrong. George’s machine has uneven legs that allows the grill to drain fat all over your kitchen counter. Hulk’s? Not so much. It’s just a two-surface grill. Think round Panini grill.

Also, it’s not mandatory to own one of Hulk’s machines, unlike George’s.

So, say your prayers, take you vitamins, date your children’s friends and throw away your Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill.