In the new movie “The Wackness” Mary-Kate Olsen makes out with Sir Ben Kingsley. Sir Ben told People magazine, “She was completely in charge.”

Ewww.

It is going to take a lot of electro-shock therapy to get the image of Gandhi getting tongued by a she-troll out of our collective minds.

Why share this information with us, Sir Ben? This will not make us want to see the movie.

First, watching Mary-Kate act is painful. Second, watching a 22-year-old hobgoblin take charge with the 64-year-old guy from “Schindler’s List” who was not Schindler is disgusting.

Sure, the movie is about drugs and stoners, but this combination would result in a bad trip. Mary-Kate is a bad trip. Ewww.

OK, maybe this is not as disturbing as the Mini-Me sex tape, but it’s darn close.

BTW, that’s Ranae Shrider, also 22 years old, who gets it on with Verne Troyer. Who? Exactly. She’s his ex-girlfriend from Kentucky. At least Verne is only 39, not 64.

The news from Sir Ben will probably doom “The Wackness” to the kind of success Mary-Kate’s last movie, “New York Minute.” Remember that one? Exactly.

Mary-Kate is getting pigeon-holed lately. “The Wackness”? Drug movie. “Weeds”? Drug TV show. “Samantha Who?” Takes drugs to watch. Wasn’t it Ashley who was accused of a drug scandal by the National Enquirer?

Why doesn’t Sir Ben get to make out with Olivia Thirlby? It would still have the old-man-young-girl creep factor, but not the old-man-Skeletor’s-daughter creep factor.

Seems Mary-Kate wants us to puke up our lunches, too.