TheBestWho’s intrepid reporter, Fox Howitzer, scored this exclusive interview with the shark that tasted American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest.
Fox: So, you’re the shark that allegedly bit Ryan Seacrest.
Shark: Yes, I am. You can call me Larry.

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“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:24.
Someone should tell Joel Osteen that.
Osteen, pastor of mega-church Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas, believes God wants us – especially Osteen – to be rich.

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“Wipeout” is one of those shows you don’t tell anyone you watch because it’s basically a show about rejects for rejects.
The best way to describe “Wipeout” is the bastard son of “Ninja Warrior” and “MXC” – both of which rock hard. “Wipeout” does not rock hard. It’s degrading.

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Playing Hannah Montana may have given Miley Cyrus a split personality.
Person One, call her “Hannah,” is the squeaky clean girl Disney sells us: “The most popular girl in America,” according to ABC, which is owned by Disney.
Person Two, call her “Miley,” is a slut: ask anyone who has hacked into her cell phone.

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Billy Mays is selling health insurance now.
Why in the world would anyone buy health insurance from a guy who will gladly sell just about anything?
Maybe his just-short-of-yelling approach to infomercials works for Orange Glo, but this is different. If the floor cleaner doesn’t work, you just buy another one – floor or cleaner. If your […]

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