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Miley still slutty, Hannah still pure

July 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Miley still slutty, Hannah still pure

Playing Hannah Montana may have given Miley Cyrus a split personality.

Person One, call her “Hannah,” is the squeaky clean girl Disney sells us: “The most popular girl in America,” according to ABC, which is owned by Disney.

Person Two, call her “Miley,” is a slut: ask anyone who has hacked into her cell phone.

If you haven’t heard, Miley’s cell phone was hacked into, again, and the hacker found racy pictures of Miley, again. This time she’s in the shower wearing only a wet shirt. She supposedly sent these photos to her boyfriend, Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.

The hacker, “TrainReq,” claims to have more photos, which – surprise – he is trying to sell.

The additional photos supposedly show Miley in see-though lingerie, topless with a “hand bra,” in see-though panties and there are two more of her in the shower – one that supposedly reveals all.

Never mind the fact Miley is 15-years-old – these photos will become public regardless of the number of lawyers Disney has. The obvious question is not being asked: What the hell is she thinking!

If this wasn’t happening on a regular basis, these cell phone photos would be acts of youthful stupidity.

By now, Miley has to know these photos are getting out to the public. By now, she should know she should stop taking these types of photos if she wants to stay the most popular girl in America. By now, someone – Mom, Dad, Disney – should have had a little talk with her.

Oh, and Hannah is out there making Miley a hypocrite. Hannah and the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Too bad Miley’s e-mails to Nick purportedly are about them having sex.  Isn’t this the same girl who was so apologetic about her photos in Vanity Fair?

Where is the supervision? It’s not like Hannah/Miley is an adult. She has “very involved” parents. Why do they allow this behavior? It’s their fame on the line, too.

Surely she has an image consultant or press agent who can tell her taking racy photos of herself is a bad idea. Heck, just talk to Vanessa Hudgens – no, wait, those nude cell phone photos seemed to help her popularity.

Vanessa is on the wrong path, too. She was photographed one the beach on top of Zac Efron, dry-hump style. Surely, this will hurt ticket sales to “High School Musical 3: Senior Year.” Yeah, right.

Since we’re on the topic, why does a Google image search of Zac Efron hit mostly gay sites? Hmmm.

Anyway, Hannah needs to get Miley under control or all the fame, money and popularity will disappear, much like Ari Meyers’ movie career.

Who? Exactly.

Tags: Hannah Montana · Miley Cyrus · Vanessa Hudgens · Zac Efron

2 responses so far ↓

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  • 2 casey // Jul 17, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    i totally agree.
    i cant stand miley!! she acts like she’s this huge pop star role model, but really she’s just a skanky hoe trying to buy herself some air time.
    she really just needs to grow up,
    she’s an uber whore and she cant sing so why is everyone so obsessed with her?
    who knows but im tired of her.

    MILEY, move back to podunk tenesse
    and get a life.

    btw miley and nick sooooo arn’t dating
    unlike her he has class.

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