If Charles Darwin was correct in his “The Descent of Man, and Selection in Relation to Sex,” we should have a lot more strong, clever and intelligent people walking around. We don’t. We have Paris Hilton.

Darwin said in each generation those best able to survive were selected for and features that were costly would be eliminated through evolution.

If this is true, alpha males would create offspring with the traits that made them successful: intelligence, physical strength, creativity, etc.

Conrad Hilton was an alpha male. Who? Paris’ great-grandfather and still the source of her money.

Conrad fought in World War I, built hotels, survived the Great Depression and married beautiful women, like Zsa Zsa Gabor. The Conrad N. Hilton Foundation works to help those suffering worldwide. There is a humanitarian award named after Conrad.

That’s a man whose DNA should be spread.

Paris’ grandfather, Barron, was left only $50,000 when his father died. Did he turn that into a fortune his father would be proud of and his granddaughter could feel entitled to? Nope. He contested his father’s will, got 4 million shares of company stock.

He was still an alpha male. Daddy may have gotten him the job at Hilton Hotels Corporation, but Barron did own an orange juice company, invested in Texas oil and founded the Los Angeles (now San Diego) Chargers football team – that’s manly. He also got Hilton Hotels into gambling. Yay!

He’s worth $2.3 billion and is embarrassed of Paris.

Rick Hilton, Paris’ daddy, works in real estate. He is worth $300 million. Alpha male? Eh. He did let his daughter become an internet porn star – amateur, at that.

The best parts of Conrad and Barron did not get passed down.

Sorry, Darwin, but you were wrong. Let’s check the facts, shall we?

Is Paris smart? In a word, no. The existence of her sex tape alone proves she is not the brightest crayon in the box. Driving under the influence? Stupid. She thinks West Africa is a country. Heck, she doesn’t even know how to get out of a car properly.

Is Paris successful? Ah, not really. She can’t act. She’s can’t sing. Her T.V. show is painful to watch. She makes money, but she consumes a lot more.

Is Paris beautiful? She’s had a lot of work done. With her old nose, old hair and old boobs, she wouldn’t turn anyone’s head. Money can buy that kind of thing.

Conrad is rolling over in his grave – every day.