Let’s say you read this headline: “Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff.” Who do you hope is onboard?
Here is the official TheBestWho.com list of celebrities we wish would die in a painful bus crash:
Entries Tagged as 'Hannah Montana'
Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff
October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Ashlee Simpson · Britney Spears · Hannah Montana · Heidi Klum · Hilary Duff · Jessica Simpson · Kim Kardashian · Lindsay Lohan · Madonna · Mary-Kate Olsen · Michael Jackson · Miley Cyrus · Paris Hilton · Reece Witherspoon
McDonald’s sells evil fruit
September 26th, 2008 · No Comments
Hayden Panettiere is lovin’ it. Heidi Klum is lovin’ it. Even vegetarian Miley Cyrus is lovin’ it.
But let’s face it, McDonald’s is evil.
Proof? Their fruit doesn’t rot.
Tags: Hannah Montana · Hayden Panettiere · Heidi Klum · Miley Cyrus
Miley still slutty, Hannah still pure
July 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Playing Hannah Montana may have given Miley Cyrus a split personality.
Person One, call her “Hannah,” is the squeaky clean girl Disney sells us: “The most popular girl in America,” according to ABC, which is owned by Disney.
Person Two, call her “Miley,” is a slut: ask anyone who has hacked into her cell phone.
Tags: Hannah Montana · Miley Cyrus · Vanessa Hudgens · Zac Efron